Father Ted
Dougal: Oh, Ted, I heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord’s going to come back and judge us all.
Ted: No, Dougal. That’s us, that’s Catholicism you’re talking about.
CERSEI U R DRUNKKKK
(Source: nakedirection)
I didn’t even eat anything weird.
I had a dream last night that involved dumpster diving, body parts in garbage bags, and Joffrey Baratheon.
“The end of the term is a great time to think back about what went well, what went wrong, and look ahead at what you want to improve”
SDFG OK
“I Love New York And It Likes Me Okay”
oh.
“Yes,” he said.
“And when the days of weeping for him were past, Joseph spoke to the household of Pharaoh, saying, “If now I have found favor in your eyes, speak, I pray you, in the ears of Pharaoh, saying ‘My father made me swear, saying, ‘I am about to die: in my tomb which I hewed out for myself in the land of Canaan, there you shall bury me.’”
oh
“How could I not understand?” cried Siddartha. “How could I fail to understand when it comes from such a mouth? Your mouth is like a freshly cut fig, Kamala. My lips are also red and fresh, and will fit yours well, you will see. But tell me, fair Kamala, are you not at all afraid of the Samana from the forest, who has come to learn about love?”
^^^ EXCELLENT. HESSE FTW
“A number of women prisoners who had their beer allowance taken away broke open a gate, threw missiles and threatened to set the prison and the governor’s house on fire.”
“Love as ‘sweet suffering’ was too irrational.”
Potato-Onion Fritatta
- Didn’t you say that I’m too impulsive?
- Didn’t I also say that I find you quite charming?
Hanna: Hello? Is anybody out there?
Spencer: It’s probably a rabbit.
Hanna: Hello?
Spencer: It’s a rabbit, Hanna. It’s not going to answer you.
(Source: lady-piink)
Troy is my gaming gpoy.
Sneaking out and looking for a taste of real life
